50 Reasons to Masturbate


We’re full swing into Masturbation May, and as a self-love enthusiast, and the author of Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide to Masturbation, I present you with 50 reasons to rub the nub, beat the meat, polish the pearl or spank the monkey.

  1. If you can’t love yourself, how can you love anybody else? And how can anybody else know how to love you?
  2. Once you know what turns you on, you can show others how to do it too.
  3. “Masturbation is sex with someone you love.” – Woody Allen
  4. One of the best dances is the rock around the clit. The most popular spots are 2 and 10:00.
  5. Masturbation is fun.
  6. Masturbating before sex can help him last longer during intercourse.
  7. Masturbation releases oxytocin and this makes you sleepy. If you’re trying to fall asleep, that’s a good thing.
  8. Endorphins! Endorphins! Endorphins! Just saying it makes me feel good.
  9. Masturbation is cheaper than 18 years of child support, meaning nobody gets pregnant.
  10. A first orgasm makes it easier to have more orgasms!

Read the rest of the reasons at my Lovers blog.