As I head to Momentum this weekend, I am excited to meet the ladies of Athena’s Home Novelties. Sure, I’d like them to carry my book, Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide to Masturbation, but I’m also totally on board with what they’re putting together, the Athena’s Cup fundraiser, in which $5 and used bras can help make a difference in the fight against breast cancer/towards breast cancer research. .

The plan is to break the Guinness book of world records when it comes the largest bra chain, which last happened in Cyprus in April 2006 when 114,000 bras were collected and linked together. They measured 95 kilometers or 59.0302633 miles. (Not to be confused with the largest stretch which happened while women were walking in bras during the MoonWalk in Edinburgh). I also learned that there are Guiness records for unhooking as many bras as possible in one minute (56) and largest bra size, 38KKK. That means there are big boobs and even bigger boobs (like Charlie Sheen). Yeah, I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitress.