Recent pictures of the-one-and-only (thank goodness) Sarah Palin show that her ego isnâ€™t the only thing thatâ€™s seemingly inflated in the past year. While the biggest boob of all may be Sarah Palin herself, Wonkette is reporting that Â Sarah Palin may have purchased her own set of personal luxury items. It looks as if Palinâ€™s breasts have suddenly inflated, going from barely buoyant to full-blown boobage.
Did Sarah Palin get a boob job? Honestly, I donâ€™t care, but it makes me wonder, whatâ€™s the deal with older women and boob jobs? I mean, I get that they start to sag, fine, and that a boob LIFT can make women feel wonderful, or so I was told in the hot tub this past January at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica. Yep, by a woman who was trying to convince me to take my top off. And then she criticized me for not wanting to take my top off for her. “Get a boob job,” she said, “itâ€™ll change your world.”
Iâ€™m more of a natural girl these days, and Iâ€™m coming to terms with my non-model like breasts. But still, Sharon Mitchell, Nina Hartley and other sex savvy women have been implanting themselves later in life. I get it, they are, or were, porn stars and Iâ€™m sure the porn industry/exotic dancing world has the highest rate of breast implants of any profession, but who knows? I wouldnâ€™t be surprised to find out that itâ€™s not the case, and that say, dental hygienists do, since theyâ€™re practically placing their breasts in your face while they pick at your teeth.
Hmmm. It must be the feel-better-about-aging solution. That, or, Sarah Palin just wanted everyone to know what a big boob she truly is.
Before you get your own implants, read this.