Recent pictures of the-one-and-only (thank goodness) Sarah Palin show that her ego isn’t the only thing that’s seemingly inflated in the past year. While the biggest boob of all may be Sarah Palin herself, Wonkette is reporting that  Sarah Palin may have purchased her own set of personal luxury items. It looks as if Palin’s breasts have suddenly inflated, going from barely buoyant to full-blown boobage.

Did Sarah Palin get a boob job? Honestly, I don’t care, but it makes me wonder, what’s the deal with older women and boob jobs? I mean, I get that they start to sag, fine, and that a boob LIFT can make women feel wonderful, or so I was told in the hot tub this past January at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica. Yep, by a woman who was trying to convince me to take my top off. And then she criticized me for not wanting to take my top off for her. “Get a boob job,” she said, “it’ll change your world.”

I’m more of a natural girl these days, and I’m coming to terms with my non-model like breasts. But still, Sharon Mitchell, Nina Hartley and other sex savvy women have been implanting themselves later in life. I get it, they are, or were, porn stars and I’m sure the porn industry/exotic dancing world has the highest rate of breast implants of any profession, but who knows? I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that it’s not the case, and that say, dental hygienists do, since they’re practically placing their breasts in your face while they pick at your teeth.

Hmmm. It must be the feel-better-about-aging solution. That, or, Sarah Palin just wanted everyone to know what a big boob she truly is.

Before you get your own implants, read this.

The fabulous Fifi Jingles took time out of her full dance card to chat with me about one of her favorite pastimes…phone sex.

You don’t know Fifi, so don’t bother googling her, but trust me, she’s one hell of a gal. The full interview will be up soon, but not soon enough (ha, ha, ha).

In the meantime, enjoy this fifi jingle. (hint: click on the link to hear the audio).