Tuesday, November 20 2007
Wow! This movie is real. Real as in this movie has really been made, but not real as in it’s based-on-a-true- story-real. The movie’s called Teeth, and it’s about a woman who has, uhm, something ferociously obnoxious in her vagina. Something like teeth, or maybe actual teeth (well as actual as Linda Lovelace’s clitoris was in her mouth in Deep Throat). I don’t know about this one, although it’s apparently gotten some good buzz. I think I’ll have to see the movie, but I’m also a bit apprehensive. I mean, this totally smells like some sort of negative message about women, don’t you think? We haven’t seen a movie about a guy who has a razor dick. Or have we and I just missed it maybe? Somehow I doubt I missed it. And somehow I don’t think razor dick would be as socially acceptable as a vagina that bites. What-eva.
In other news - the fine folks and folkettes over at Boinkology gave this fab review of my book!
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