Tuesday, October 28 2008
Because it’s that time of the year when everyone is shouting for you to “Get out and vote!” it helps some of us when there is even more added incentive to do it.
So, here it is. Babeland is offering a worthwhile bonus if you get out and vote for Obama. Actually, I don’t think it matters who you vote for to get the bonus, but I think it should. All four terrestrial Babeland stores are giving away a free Maverick masturbation sleeve for men who vote and a Silver Bullet for the ladies of the VB (Voting Booth). It’s pretty cut and dry. All you need to do is “bring your voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor that you cast a ballot on November 4th and we’ll give you either a free Maverick sleeve or a Silver Bullet. This offer is good at any location in New York or Seattle November 4-11.”
I gave my boyfriend a maverick for Christmas last year, because masturbation sleeves are fun. Not only does it provide ample amounts of tightness, it’s also warm and with a little lube on the inside, it feels pretty weird…and wet..in a good way. It’s fun to wiggle the sleeve around a little (just make sure there’s enough lube(s) on his pubes) or watch him work it over his own willy. And you can also use the Maverick inside of a vagina, but that felt a little weird to us. I think every guy should try a sleeve once, and a warm banana peel once too. Don’t get me wrong, the bullets cool, but the Maverick, that’s a pretty special gift. If I were a guy, and I lived in Seattle or New York, I’d head straight to the voting booth to vote use my big head, and then over to Babeland to play with my little one.*
*play means play at home. In fact, when you receive your new Maverick, and first try it out in a nice private, safe space, like your bedroom, I hope you’ll do us all the honor of screaming “Oh! Maverick! Do it to me!” at least three times before you finish up.
Posted in seX matters by jamye on 10/28/2008 - 10:25pm
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