I’m subtitling this video “shiny happy person” because my chin couldn’t shine brighter than it does here, in my hotel room in Vegas. I’m here for the Adult Entertainment Expo, which officially kicks off for the “trade” tomorrow, so I’m (fingers crossed) hoping to do lots of short videos from here. My first one, inspired by my disgust of hotel comforter covers, is a quick safer sex tip for having sex in your hotel room.

Oh, and thanks njoytoys for putting me up and putting up with me. Buy yourself a pure wand. Trust me, you’ll love it.