Boobs make boob recommendations. Vampire sex is kinky, and stir some perky into your relationship for added good times.

• The United States Preventive Services Task Force is trying to cut costs on your health. Their new breast cancer screening guidelines are the so f-cked up I can’t even believe they would print this sh*%. (Bust)
• Perkiness isn’t just for nipples and coffee, it helps relationships. Positivity oriented psychologists agree that positive couples (the do-bees and not the don’t bees) are together longer. Want one way to stay happy? (Psychology Today)
• An ode to Twilight: Why non-vampires are obsessed with vampire sex. (Fox)
• Levi Johnston poses for Playgirl. I know you know I know. (NYDailyNews)
• Jenna Jameson does Oprah, and Oprah discovers that women watch porn. What type of women watch porn? “Women with vaginas,” says my friend Anne Hodder. One more question, wasn’t Jenna Jameson so 8 years ago? (Jezebel)
• Mussolini and his 14 lovers (and that’s not necessarily one at a time here). (TimesOnline)