This week’s so last week’s sex news celebrates things that keep growing. Like the birthday of the birth control pill and Kate Hudson’s breasts.

• The birth control pill turns 50. Here’s a look back at it’s progress (and backlash) in both marriage and medicine. (Time)
• Hymens. Fake or surgically replaced, the virginity industry’s quick fix. (BBC)
• Increasing rates of low sex drive are found in young women. Who, or what’s, to blame? (ABC)
• Can religion handle sex? (WashingtonPost)
• Another reason to love Canada. This sex education program is way more than most people can swallow. (TorontoSun)
• Female orgasms for science. (NJMag)
• How herpes saved Midori’s life. (CarnalNation)
• Kate Hudson’s boobs are not what they used to be. (Gawker)
• Will Wall Street be saved by porn? (NYTimes: Opinion)

Smoke up, sit back and enjoy the sex news that really isn’t making news anymore. It’s So Last Week the 4.20 edition, but it has little to do with reefer.

• Amanda Flowers claims Wii fit made her a sex addict. Read how. (Huffington Post)
• Condoms in prisons shouldn’t have to be so controversial. (KPBS)
• More condom news comes when labor complaints are filed against 9 porn agencies for not making actors wear condoms. (AP)
• Christian musician Jennifer Knapp comes out. (ChristianityToday)
• Same-sex relationships get another injection of goodness. Obama widens medical rights for gay partners. (NYTimes)
• According to a recent study, older men have better sex lives than older women. Do men have a sexual advantage in the post-viagra world? (RHRealityCheck)
• WTF does this mean? Steven Seagal has a “unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal” according to one assistant. Is the problem is reaction or the fact that he’s bopping his assistant? Only time, and a lawsuit, will tell. (ABC)
• Sex toys with spinning blades and “throbbing squirmys.” Doc Johnson’s Chad Braverman talks about sex-toy design. (Lemondrop)
• Don’t have a cow man, it’s cheese made from breast milk. (NYPost)
• Go with the slow. The “I Did it For Science” writer’s experience with intimacy coaching and the slow sex movement.  (Nerve)

The Celebrity so last week sex edition. Whether you know them for being famous, infamous or you’re like who the f*ck is this?, this week’s so last week looks at celebrity, porn, penis, proms and sex.

• Dana Delany on sex after 50. (USA Today)
• Tiger’s lawyers have spoken. No more sex toys of Tiger’s wood. (HuffingtonPost)
• That whole lesbian-wearing-a-tuxedo-cancels-prom-thing makes this world a still-scary place to be who you are, but Ellen heals all (okay helps some) with a $30K check for Constance McMillen. (ABC)
• Big Dick can’t get into the New Museum in NYC. (CarnalNation)
• Casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 asks for wenches without boob jobs (and more). (Moviehole)
• GQ&A. Rielle Hunter of the John Edwards undoing gets “real” and on the record. “It is not my desire to teach my daughter that when Mommy’s upset with Daddy, you take matters into your own hands and fix Daddy’s mistakes. Which I view as one of the biggest problems in all female-and-male relationships…” (GQ)
• “Porn for Women.” A Dove study reveals that men do some (13 hours/week) housework, but still feel they aren’t cleaning up in the acknowledgment department. (DailyMail)