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From boobs (both body parts and people) to bellies, this week’s Sex News Square Down has got it covered.

• A suckling breast doll for girls? Should children learn how to breastfeed for fun? (Bust)
• The adult industry is suffering from lack of sex. (LA Times)
• Liar! Liar! Vagina on fire?Who cares if Heidi Pratt has 30 orgasms a day? It doesn’t matter if she can or can’t count, maybe it will inspire young women everywhere to want to come! (Carnal Nation)
• Is potbelly the new pink? Or more accurately, is the belly the new status symbol for men? (NY Times)
• Does your birth order determine who you should date? Another thing to think about. (Birthorders.com)
• Women selling sex to women. (Nightline)

Woman to wed amusement park ride. The French, prudish? A porn star beats up husband over bad laundry. It’s all real and it’s all in this week’s Sex News Square Down #27.

• It must have literally been the ride of her life, because Amy Wolf, a 33 year old unemployed church organist has plans to marry it.  Wolf, who has fallen in love with a 1001 Nacht fairground ride, now plans to marry “him.” Amy follows in the foorsteps of the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and another who married the Berlin Wall. It’s called objectum sexuality - and to those who love inanimate objects, it’s definitely no laughing matter. Me? I’m interested in seeing video of them consummating the marriage. (Telegraph) (Jezebel)
• In France, younger women are just saying Non! to topless sunbathing. (Time)
• Brad Pitt on sex, marriage and his children. (CNN)
• Is this how Stormy Daniels got the Stormy? Pornstar arraigned on domestic violence charges. WTF?! (Xbiz)
• Me on Better Sex Radio! (Better Sex Radio)