Okay, that’s not quite true, but being stuck at the airport now, for more hours than I’ve ever been stuck, but probably for less hours than Tom Hanks gets stuck in the airport in that terminal movie that I vow to never watch, has inspired me to video.

Since I’m experiencing major airport delays RIGHT NOW, to the point where I don’t know if I’m even going to make it to teach my workshop at the Pleasure Chest in Chicago tonight (it’s not looking good, but I’m trying to stay positive), I’ve started thinking about other sexual delays. And that got me thinking about delayed ejaculation, and ways one might be able to delay his ejaculation a little longer.

So, airport delays led me to delayed ejaculation. And then I made this video - quick and fast. Quite the opposite of the message I’m trying to send out here…