Most sex toys don’t last forever. It’s a sad but true fact, whether it’s the result of a breakup (ah, the memories), motor malfunctions, droppage or a heavy hand.  There’s no getting around this (except to only use non-vibrating stainless steel or silicone dildos), but I’ve got some good news for those of us who’s sex toys have gone the way of sex toy heaven. And this good news even has some added incentive. It doesn’t matter if you’re doing it because you’re oh so green (as in environmental, and not on the verge of puking) or because your personal object of pleasure just doesn’t work anymore, whatever the reason, the folks at Dreamscapes, LLC want to help soften the blow of saying bye-bye to your sexy thing. They’ve set up a program where you can recycle your old, used, abused, or just plain dead toys for twats, bums, pricks or nips, and they’ll give you a $10 gift card to vibratorshopping.com so you can move on with a smile.

So, next time your toy(s) no longer serves your needs, snail mail it to their recycling program in Florida. (If you live in the UK, Love Honey will recycle your rabbit.)  Of course it’s thoughtful if you clean it first, not to mention sanitary and recommended, and then you package it up and ship it the way of your old, Jewish grandmother. After you’ve sent it buh-bye, Dreamscapes will take care of the dirty work. And yes, they can recycle the batteries too.

If you want to learn more, including where to send your overloved and currently underused toy(s), the website is recycle sex toys. Plus, check out Inside the Business of Recycling Sex Toys (St. Petersburg Times) for a profile of who they are and why they’re happy to touch the toys that no longer love you back.