I’ll have a more personal new years post up soon, but for now, something less personal.

Charles Barkley should start endorsing blow jobs for the Phoenix, Arizona sex workers. Apparently, the former NBA star liked one woman’s mouth and tongue so much that he had no qualms running a stop sign in order to get another lick of the action.  Unfortunately, running a stop sign with alcohol on your breath and red in your eyes isn’t always going to guarantee you get the head you (hope to) come for, especially if the cops watch you blow the stop sign on your way to said blow job.

The Smoking Gun has a copy of the Gilbert Police Department Report in which Barkley went with “honesty is the best policy.” He told officers that he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had given him the best! blow job! ever! He even offered to tattoo the name of a civilian Gilbert PD employee on his ass if (s)he could get him out of the DUI.

I wonder if he ever got that blow job, or what happened to the woman he picked up on the street corner right before the stop sign incident? If she really does give the best head in Phoenix, she should have a very profitable 2009, at least now.