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Panties that say I love you

Ah, life, it's bigger than you, and you are not me, and this is so not original, but it's what I first thought of as I got to here, to this page, the one that allows me to type my thoughts to you. But perhaps it's not thoughts that I should type. Perhaps instead I should send my message in a bottle, or if not in a bottle then via a pantygram. Yes, a pantygram, the way to woo a man, or at least that's what they (the pantygram people) tell me. For $24.95 you're guy, or gal that likes other gal's panties, can receive a sexy pair of heart shaped panties and a special note that tells them to go online to receive another special note. Sure it's work just to get the notes, but pantygram tells me that the work is worth the reward. And the reward is my guy thinking I'm the coolest girl in the world, or he's the luckiest guy, or maybe he just thinks that he's getting laid, and odds are, if the pantygram fits, he is (or even if it doesn't he'll probably still get laid). And don't worry if you're not a writer, pantygram will give you plenty of sample messages so you don't have to sweat it.

I can't vouch for the comfort of the panties, the fit or the quality, but they are marketing themselves as the hot ticket for this year's V Day. That is, of course, if you're into thinking V Day deserves a hot ticket, and don't see it as way too commercial and totally not cool.

Of course, if you're into V Day, I can also suggest a couple of other things, but it's not even Superbowl Sunday yet (and no I don't give a flying squirrels anus about that day either) so why start bombarding anyway with ideas that don't matter just yet? Of course, you can always send me a pantygram and tell me why, or better yet, just shoot me an email.