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I love the smell of rain. I'm reminded of this because it's just rained here in Brooklyn and I can smell the fresh, moisty dampness. Deep breathe in. Aahhh..that smells good. And that makes me want to make two lists:
Things that Smell Good and Things that Smell Bad...well, at least in my opinion.
Okay - the first six I can think of:
Things that smell good:
1. Gasoline being pumped - but only when it's going in the car, not when it's going on your clothes.
2. Pork being fried. While I won't eat it, I can admit it does smell damn fine.
3. Fresh baked pies. But not creme pies sitting out in the middle of summer.
4. Armpits. Dirty or undirty - as long as I'm attracted to the person.
5. China Rain. It's the oil I use.
6. Belly Buttons. To some people belly buttons smell bad, but I like the smell, at least of my own. (Is that TMI?)
Things that smell bad:
1. Other people's farts.
2. Other people's shit.
3. Burning hair or skin.
4. Garbage that's been sitting out on a hot curb all day.
5. Piss on the street (yes, that happens a lot in NY).
6. Garlic Breath.