Monkey business. Last night. Late. In bed. Sideways..I can’t figure out why the picture won’t rotate…hmm..

Hanging out at the Glendale Renaissance Hotel. It’s the strangest luxury hotel I’ve ever stayed in. Smack dab in the middle of a parking lot/mini mall. Apparently the Giants won the Superbowl right across the street. But this does not impress me.

However, these words, and facts, all of which I learned today, do stir some excitement in my brain. Why? Just because I now know them, and I did not know them before.

• One definition of YIFF is a Young Incredibly Fuckable Fella.
• Vore is a fetish which involves consuming (as in eating) others, or being consumed. There is softcore vore, in which you don’t see the consumed being digested, and hardcore vore, in which you do.
• The most searched query by 12 year old boys has to do with getting hit in the nuts, which is usually harmless, but can, if not so harmless, lead to testicular torsion.