Cherry TV is live! Words can’t express how lucky I feel to be part of this site. If you want to see me dishing on BJ’s, vibrators and lubes, go to Fresh Advice and watch away! But be warned, there are plenty of other great reasons to watch Cherry TV, like the women’s roundtable and Yvonne Fulbright’s Fresh Advice too.

And thanks to Lux Nightmare for her fantastic write-up of Personal Touch 3: Exploring the O via Fleshbot. I do agree with her, it is the best one in the series (that’s not to say I don’t love something about all the movies, but this is definitely my favorite). But this is the only one of the films where all three scenes, are worth the watch.

Now, back to my regularly scheduled programming…

The final film of my first trifecta of films has been released, and this film literally shows an even bigger release within. If I’m not making sense, let me clarify. This “even bigger release within” is actually what has been called female ejaculation and/or squirting. In Scene 2 of Personal Touch 3: Exploring the O, squirter-extraordinare’s Cytherea and Lyla Lei let themselves go, which is why I hired them (because I knew they could go there). They (mainly) show manual masturbation, but they show it till they squirt hard, loud and far. While I hired these girls because I knew they could ejaculate, I just didn’t know how crazy, ridiculous their ejaculation could, and would, be. We actually covered the cameras with garbage bags (and the cameramen) and we blocked a wall between the bathroom and bedroom because we didn’t want to drench anything or anyone.

And with the ejaculation they achieved, we could have drenched people and places. It was crazy. It was beautiful because it was so far beyond anything I’d ever seen live. Sure they drank a lot of water, but what came out was not pee.

That being said, I don’t believe that every woman should ejaculate, or that it is even always an orgasm (it’s not). In fact, for me, ejaculation is a great release, and that’s my favorite part about it. Well, that, and that you get to squirt on someone, or something else - for once. But it’s very rarely a great orgasm.

All women “ejaculate,” it’s just not always the physical act of exuding fluid so far out of your body it can hit another target. No, for some women ejaculation is a drip or a drizzle, aka the wet spot on the bed after something, or someone, has played inside their vagina. But ejaculation isn’t the be all, end all and it’s not even always better than a clitoral orgasm. It just depends on when it happens and what it feels like when it happens. And ejaculation makes for neat party chatter.

If you want to learn to ejaculate, my favorite website is Jenny Spray. But it’d be cool if you buy my video too, cause that will show you it as well. And my video talks lots about your PC muscles.

You can read the Xbiz article on the movie, here

Fleshbot has about summed up my workshops here.

I’m teaching two more workshops today, but if you can’t attend in person, here’s a sampling from my monogamy without monotony workshop. And if you do attend in person, as a fan, I’d love to know what you get out of being here, in Vegas, surrounded by loads of silicone boobies (and some beautifully real ones too). Or is that what you get out of it?

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Monogamy, a term that came about in order for men to ensure that their offspring sprang from the womb of one woman, is not something natural, as in it’s not the way nature intended things to be. Now, I’m not saying that monogamy isn’t all fine and dandy, or that it’s not the most popular method of living and loving around, but it’s just not natural. That’s all.

Still, just because it’s not natural doesn’t mean it’s not popular. Sure it’s great to find the one person you want to grow old with forever, but it’s also a fact that it isn’t easy to always grow old together with grace, love and excitement. But I don’t want to talk about the growing old part, I’m much more interested in the growing together and getting it on part. And that’s not always easy either.

So what can you do to get keep your relationship hot? As in happening? Like not dead, or dour?
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It’s not just a Billy Joel song anymore. That is, if it ever was. I see my boyfriend rolling his eyes at me right now. He thinks I have the worst taste in music. I think Billy Joel is an acquired Long Island thing.

Anyway.

For those of you in Las Vegas next week, I will be teaching the first-ever fan seminars at the Adult Entertainment Expo at the Sands Convention Center (attached to the Venetian). That’s where the pressure comes in. FIRST EVER. Truth is, I like the sound of that.

Now, if you will be there, either for porn, or for CES, try to come by (but not come in, as in actually come during, because that would be weird for some people).

The seminar schedule is as follows:

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Quote of the day from the article German Invents ‘Spray-On’ Condom to Fit All Sizes in Spiegel Online:

“With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant.”

My dear friend Audacia Ray has launched a new site. I love the title, Live Girl Review and I love that she reviewed Personal Touch: Volume 1. She made some good points, although I can’t say that I agree with her about her ideas about porn and sex education. I still think that we need to make porn that educates, even if it educates in a subliminal manner.

I got, what I’d call a fantastic write-up on Fleshbot for Personal Touch Volume One: Toying with Pleasure. Volume Two: Seeking Monogamy without Monotony was just released too!!! I’ll link to it soon, but I will say this now, I like it…I like it a lot.

I have lots more to say, especially about this stupid People magazine naming Matt Damon sexiest man alive (I mean how do you figure that?), but it will have to wait, as I’m about to head out to Denver in about six hours and I’m not ready yet. But I will be ready tomorrow, when I’m at hysteria sex shop at 6:30PM for a wine and cheese meet and greet and a workshop on female masturbation!