February 14, 2021
Red and White
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Finally, it's snowing in New York. Now, that being said, it's way too cold and windy and slippery to go anywhere or do anything today, tonight, whenever. I'm happy to be home in my tiny, little apartment with a pussy that has, for some bizarre reason, shown me way more than his usual share of love today. It's like he knows it Valentines day, only thing is I don't care. I think this is a useless holiday, but I'm happy for anyone who wants to enjoy it. Love it up. Make out. Have sex. Whatever. Honestly I want love all year round not just on the fourteenth day of the second month of any year in our calendar system.
Still, showing love on Valentines Day I've decided to put a list of things together that I love:
1. Lists. Have you noticed recently, I've been making a lot of them.
2. The smell of a lover's armpits. The stinkier the better. Same goes with asparagus pee. I know it takes an honest person to admit that one, but it's true. I also like the smell of gasoline, not to be confused with the smell of other people's gas.
3. Betty Dodson. This lady rocks my socks off. I mean I generally wear really high socks so it's hard to acutally knock them off. She is hands down the hippest grandma lady (and I mean that as the highest of compliments only) I know, and if I grow up to be anything like Betty then I"m doing okay by me. Betty and I have been getting to know each other a little better ever since I, uhm, helped her with a video, and these past few months she's really allowed me into her world. I'm just like, wow, I get to know Betty Dodson, how cool is that?
4. Warm socks in the winter, I love those knee highs (as mentioned above). The more colors the better.
5. The color green, it's my favorite. Remember as a kid when you were told that green M & M's made you horny? That's the color I always went for first.
6. Audacia Ray. Another lovefest here. You know when you just meet someone and you get to know them more and you realize that not only do they walk in some of the same circles as you, but they're also so cool, intelligent, and they totally inspire you. I love Mondays because of her.
7. Masturbation, vibration and sensation. (in keeping with the 'tion' theme here). I love to give myself orgasms with a vibrator. And I love being touched by a human body as well.
8. The view from my window. It reminds me that there's a city in the distance.
9. Blinky things. It might be because at Burning Man the world is a utopian blinky place, but they just always make me happy.
Posted by jamye at February 14, 2021 05:38 PM