April 10, 2021
Have you ever...
Me. A few days ago.
1. Picked your nose and ate it?
2. Made out with a neighbor?
3. Masturbated more than five times a day?
4. Gotten caned?
5. Produced an adult erotic movie?
6. Had a brazilian wax?
If you can answer yes to all of the above then you're just like me. I haven't picked my nose and ate it since my early teens. I haven't made out with a neighbor since my early teens. I haven't masturbated more than five times a day in the past few months. But I have gotten caned, and produced an erotic movie, all in the last few weeks. And what a last few weeks it's been.
Brazilian waxes are bad, but not so bad if you don't get the pussy lips waxed. (A brazilian wax includes butt hair, hair we ALL have, unless we aren't from this planet). I learned that this week. It didn't hurt that much, well okay, sometimes it did, especially on the mound, but not that bad. However, I did think it worse than the caning I got from Mistress Syren this past Friday. I liked that caning a lot. And I had lots of fun doing it. But...the producing..that was the most difficult, and at times painful, but mostly pleasurable experience I had all week. Well, I really did like getting caned and having a non-sex role in the movie, and yes, I smell an AVN best non-sex performer award in my not so distant future. But maybe I should save my cockiness until after the project is really completed.
Back to the producing. I've got lots of stories for a rainy day. From actors cancelling the day of a shoot to actors who can't get it up, I've had an action packed last few days, and actually weeks. Oh, the stories I will tell, after the wounds are not so fresh feeling, or maybe just when I've had more sleep, but I've learned a heck of a lot over these last few weeks, and it has been an honor and a pleasure to do what I've done.
Now, what is it I've done exactly? I feel like I've been fairly hush about my past few months, and I have, and will continue to be, for a number of reasons, but I will say this now. I managed to pull off a four day shoot, on a low budget erotic movie, and I made it all happen (with a lot of help of course). That part is now done. That doesn't mean that my participation is finished (it's not) or that I won't be doing this again (I will) but it means that I will get my first writing and producing credit with a major production house. I mean I did do that other film, back when I was doing more work with Playgirl TV, but I don't know when it will see the light of day. This one will see that light. And it will shine.
But today. Right now. It's all about the edit.
Posted by jamye at April 10, 2021 05:09 PM