April 07, 2021

For the Record

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First off...I was not being all "wah wah" yesterday. Sorry for being so stressed and for deciding to take it out on my blog, it's just that this is MY THERAPY. I don't go to a shrink, although I know that I probably should, and I use this outlet as MY OUTLET...and that's all I'm going to say on the matter. Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not...just know that I know about my life and I am not seeking charity or pats on the back.

Okay.

I've got a lot of business to get out..I mean real business. First of all, if you live in New York and have always been dreaming of making an adult video, have I got great news for you! I'm looking for heterosexual couples to star in my first two Playgirl TV "How To Videos." We're going to be taping in New York on Tuesday, April 26th and Wednesday, April 27th...Times TBD..but if you and your lover, friend, flova, husband, wife, mistress, whomever, want to get down and show us your oral sex skills, or lack thereof..it's a chance to be a star and make a little extra bling bling. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY: jamyew@gmail.com

One of the "producers" - for lack of a better term to call him, as I'm not sure of his "title," asked me if I planned on getting down in the videos. I don't think I'll suck cock, not because I can't, but because I want to maintain an air of professional education in my approach, but I'm not opposed to gloving it up and helping a woman find her G Spot. What do you think? Should I be doing anything (besides teaching) in these videos? I mean, should I be getting hands on at all?

Next..can anyone tell me how to stop getting spam on my website. I think my spamming situation is ridiculous and I don't know how to rectify the situation. I also think I just wanted to use the term rectify in my blog entry today, but yes, I'm serious about this spam bullshit. The man who hosts my server is getting shnasty emails that my site is taking up too much bandwidth. Does anyone know about web servers? I think the spam is putting me over the top, although I'd still like to think that I just have a lot of people who care enough about some Jewish girl from Long Island's life to come back and visit me every day. Hmm..maybe I'm right and it's not this spam...still....Help me! Help me! I need server help.

Third. It would be nice if FOR ONCE my friends came out and really supported me as I taught my first class at the Museum of Sex. It's on Wednesday, April 20th and Playgirl TV should be there to film it. Don't you want to come? I don't mean literally. It's not expensive, $10, and it's for a good cause...ME...dammit...7PM...The class is called the Sexth Sense - How to Incorporate Your Five Senses into Sex Play

And lastly, uhm...I don't know what I was going to say. Shit. I forgot. Uhm, yeah, lastly...just uhmm...I don't know...enjoy your day?

Posted by jamye at April 7, 2021 02:13 PM