September 21, 2021
Things I wanted to tell you now
My eyes are the heaviest weights I have lifted in a long time.
You might not believe in horoscopes but I do.
I am only flaky on certain occasions.
I am better than your average kisser.
Change doesn't scare me. Neither do you.
I am looking for love (in all the wrong places)
I want a goose that lays golden eggs.
I used to be addicted to eggplant parmigiana.
I never felt guilty when I was the other woman.
My bark is equal to my bite.
My net worth is not as much as it should be.
Everytime I go to San Francisco, I get bit by some shnasty spider.
I currently own a red and a pink pair of eyeglasses. I hope to expand my collection.
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way...