September 21, 2021

Things I wanted to tell you now

My eyes are the heaviest weights I have lifted in a long time.

You might not believe in horoscopes but I do.

I am only flaky on certain occasions.

I am better than your average kisser.

Change doesn't scare me. Neither do you.

I am looking for love (in all the wrong places)

I want a goose that lays golden eggs.

I used to be addicted to eggplant parmigiana.

I never felt guilty when I was the other woman.

My bark is equal to my bite.

My net worth is not as much as it should be.

Everytime I go to San Francisco, I get bit by some shnasty spider.

I currently own a red and a pink pair of eyeglasses. I hope to expand my collection.

I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way...

Posted by jamye at September 21, 2021 11:16 PM