June 09, 2021

Another - This is NOT making me happy - sort of thing:

From MSNBC.com's Sexploration column:

This article, which I cut down, is on Vaginal Tightening. In most circumstances, the whole concept is majorly f--ked up.
Women, have become much more assertive in their own desire for sexual gratification and cosmetic enhancement. They are coming to plastic surgeons, ob-gyns and a hybrid specialist called a urogynecologist for procedures to nip the inner labia, plump the outer labia, tighten the vagina and even restore the hymen, the little membrane that breaks during first intercourse (or for any number of reasons before ever having intercourse like riding a mountain bike or a horse, or just falling on a playground).

Or maybe the reason is that society tells us we have to be ultra-firm and younger looking in order to feel beautiful and desired. Why is it that men mature and women age? Men get lines and women get wrinkles? Why is so much of beauty focused on youth and tight vaginal lips?

(I think he's a doctor) Stubbs performs what he calls “the Toronto trim,” a combo procedure that includes a reduction of the inner labia and a slight “unhooding” of the clitoris so the little man in the boat isn’t being quite so reclusive.

That slight unhooding sounds like circumcision. Or genital mutilation, a less nice but accurate term. Yes, let's just clip off some of the skin that protects your clitoris, the most sensitive organ on the female body, and the only organ designed for the sole purpose of pleasure. A little snip, snip and you'll be small. And in America small=beautiful.

In case you think this is yet another sign we’re all going to hell in a giant SUV loaded with sub-zero freezers and TIVO, and looking gorgeous all the way, well, maybe you’re right. But Wendy Lewis, the self-crowned “knife coach,” a consultant who matches a worldwide female clientele seeking cosmetic procedures with medical practitioners, says the surgeries are big in the U.S. In Los Angeles local magazines are stuffed with ads promising to give women the yoni of their youth.

Knife coach? Your're mother must be so proud of you, you fucked up lady, you.

Just as women clamored for the Jennifer Aniston hairdo during the early “Friends” era, men and women want to be as pretty down there as the people they see on their TV screen or in magazines.

Bit different dude. I wouldn't compare hair to genitals. Hair grows back. Your genitals don't.

“People have suggested they’ve looked at Playboy or Penthouse,” confirms Dr. Ronald Blatt, medical director of the Manhattan Center for Vaginal Surgery. “They come in and say, ‘Make it look like that.’”

Not that this is any better, but Playboy and Penthouse use a technique called airbrushing. A lot safer and less expensive.

Men and women also have these surgeries to impress each other. “I even had one older female client who was having a torrid affair with a man who was her junior by a decade, and she had some work done just to please him,” Lewis says. “I had another lady from Saudi Arabia who had five children by the time she was 30, and was planning to go to Switzerland for [tightening] surgery so that she could keep her husband happy and interested.”

Like my mother always said, if you can't please them, get major plastic surgery, because everyone loves a tight twot (No my mother didn't really say that).

But the example of Lewis’ client who had the children also points to the fact that women do this for themselves, too, in the hopes of enhancing their own pleasure. This particular woman had what is known as “vaginal tightening,” a procedure to firm up the outer ring of muscle leading into the vagina. Childbirth stretches this muscle and it may never fully recover, even with months of Kegel exercises (and every woman should do Kegel exercises).

In fact, every woman should try kegel exercises before they do anything else. You can find your kegel muscles by holding back the flow of urine. I would hold back the pee one time only, or only until you understand what you're doing, and then you can tighten your muscles anytime you'd like. Why, I'm tightening mine as I type!
Men like the results of the surgery because it makes for a tighter fit and women like it, say doctors who perform it, because, well, it makes for a tighter fit. Some doctors advertise that the surgery can radically enhance a woman’s sexual experience, but Blatt worries this is over promising. “I hope women become more sexually satisfied but there is no guarantee.”

Nothing in life is guaranteed, but if you're going to sexually enhance my pussy you better guarantee me that it's going to make a hell of a difference buddy. No guarantee?! What the fuck?! Maybe women should become more sexually educated and then see if they've become more sexually satisfied. Gawd, sometimes I hate this society we live in. Or maybe I should just tighten up, er I mean lighten up. No not really.

Posted by jamye at June 9, 2021 04:34 PM