May 10, 2021
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I don't think I look much like Wonder Woman. Do you?
I leave for Portland way too early tomorrow morning and although I've been looking forward to this trip for about a month now, what I'm really looking forward to is actually getting to sleep tonight.
Although how much does sleep count if you're going to be in a car at 4:30 AM the following day?
Actually, I'm really looking forward to the plane ride. Then I get to cuddle with my flova (friend + lova) turned boyfriend. Did I mention he's coming along on the trip?
It is a business trip but a little pleasure never hurt..
Speaking of pleasure:
The video shoot continues. We've done three days. The highlight of yesterday being me in my sexplorer costume looking a tad too much like Wonder Woman, walking the streets of lower Manhattan. My favorite interaction, well, okay, there were so many, but one of my favorites was with a woman who was on some heavy meds.
It went something like this:
Women on Heavy Meds (WOHM): You're my favorite superhero!!
Me: (too tired to explain that I'm not a superhero) Why thank you kind lady.
WOHM: I have a statue of you in my house. Except that my ex, when he came to pick up the kid, we got in a fight and he broke your lasso.
Me: (Too shocked too speak, did this lady just say she had a child..IN HER POSSESSION?!)
WOHM: Yeah. When he came to pick up the kid, he broke the lasso. Well, I mean, he only broke the lasso because I didn't want to put down the liquor. I mean I had to save the liquor, so the lasso broke.
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Okay, I have no idea where the conversation could have gone from here, probably nowhere, but I was more shell-shocked than anything else. This lady, addicted to whatever drug caused her to squat like she was about to make a "Number 2" in the middle of the street, not only had a child but she said the liquor was more important than anything else, even her favorite superhero's lasso. Wait..lets back up again...SHE HAD A CHILD...That is actually the saddest part of the story.
Then, later that night, in the middle of Times Square, I put on a big vulva costume and got molested by a large group of tourists.
So, whats the point of all this?
Like attracts like. When you attract freaks..it's because you are one yourself.
Posted by jamye at May 10, 2021 06:17 PM