February 15, 2021
Luke Ford love
Does Luke Ford like pussy? Yes, yes, I think he does.
Do you know Luke Ford? Cause I do. And I know a lot of people who have problems with Mr. Ford because of uhm, his "style" of reporting, but I have to say I have always had a strange thing for the guy. Which means I also have a soft spot for anyone else who makes a whole blog dedicated to Mr. Ford. Of course I have my suspicions that Luke Ford's fan blog is run by none other than - duh, dum - Luke Ford, but alas I can't be sure.
Anyway, this recent post about me, made me smile, but it's the pictures that keep me going back. How does he do this, and how can I learn?
If you don't know anything about Luke Ford here's a small(made-up) bio. I can't say for sure that all of this stuff is true, in fact, I haven't read Luke's bio in a long time, but I've decided to save some time in my own life by not researching what it may be , and tell you what I think I know about the guy.
Luke Ford came to LA via Australia, and while here he became Jewish, oddly observantly so. He has a fetish about Jews and sex, was once as he says "addicted to porn" and claims he never wants, or is it gets, or maybe it's that he never gets what he wants which is, or was, Jewish girl sex. He's written books on things that don't have to do with the adult industry, but most of the time he's writing about things that do have to do with porn. He's a really smart guy, and he doesn't care about material wealth (at least that's an observation I got to make once, a long time ago). One thing I know for sure is that a lot of people don't like Luke in the world of adult, and I don't actually know how many people do like him (like I said, I do, it's a strange relationship that doesn't really exist most of the time, but when I see him I like him). I have close friends who loathe just the sound of his name, which makes me believe that Luke could be your friend one minute and the guy wiping blood from the stab wound he just inflicted in your back the next, but there's something about him that makes me want to give him a nookie and get him drunk (I don't think he drinks though) and then have a real conversation with him. And even though lots of people "hate" him (hate is such a strong word, let's just change that to don't really want to like him), lots of people invite him to report on their shit because lots of people read him as well. He has a whole website devoted to Air Supply (and he needs a date to one of their concerts soon btw), which I must say, is kind of weird, and kind of makes me wonder just how many layers there are to Luke Ford.
I know there are many, many, layers. He's like a seven layer cake filled with that molten chocolate and then topped with another layer of pudding, then whip cream, some nuts (he knows a lot of nuts too) cherries and maybe even some extra crunch, that chocolate stuff you can find in Carvel cakes, if you know what a Carvel cake is. I once ate pie with Luke Ford, I think he ordered cream pie, or it could have been meringue, I just don't remember.
What's amazing about the man who works in the sex industry is that apparently Luke Ford doesn't like sex, or masturbation, or anything sensual. Still he works in the adult industry, and he's always around, always reporting on the atrocities of it all. And secretly, deep down, I know Luke Ford likes where he's at. I know Luke Ford wants to get laid. He could have left this all behind years ago, but he sticks around. And yet, I don't know why he does what he does, or doesn't do something else.
Oh yeah, and I apologize for my bad punctuation. Luke Ford's fan doesn't like it, but I kind of like breaking the law, or just going with my own flow. Kind of like Luke. Kind of, but not really.
Posted by jamye at February 15, 2021 09:25 PM