Almost Ass
By Jamye Waxman
Her adult ad read that she was a girl with some class.
But I liked that it mentioned she took things up the ass.
Anal sex was always something I wanted to try.
But when most girls saw my dick, they wanted to cry.
At 9.5 inches it hangs rather large.
At 9.5 inches it�s always in charge.
I phoned her up, and asked her for rates.
She wanted to make sure she had available dates.
I got so excited just waiting to know.
She asked if I wanted a fuck or a blow.
Uh, well, I stammered not sure how to say.
I want to cum in your ass, will that be okay?
So I just blurted out, "I�d love to do it up the bum."
She said �okay, but there are things you must know before you cum.�
�I have a few rules that I need to share.�
I was so excited, quite frankly, I didn�t care.
First off, I�ll only do it with protection.
Will that be a problem to maintain an erection?
Second, you�ll have to use lube.
And I�m talking the silicone kind, it comes in a tube.
Okay. Okay. Anything I can do.
Oh, yeah, and no poo. Absolutely, no poo.
You got it I said, wondering if I should tell her the rest.
There�s one little thing (I hesitated) that I must attest.
�My dick is quite large, I just like to warn.�
�It�s large enough to do well in porn.�
�What are you packing?� she wanted to know.
�It�s at 9 and a half, and that�s on full show.�
�Wow, that�s a biggie,� she let out with a yell.
�I can�t wait to see just how thick you can swell.�
And with that I knew I had found a good catch.
For at least our one night we were a perfect match.
"I can fit you in tomorrow;" she said all business in tone.
It�s a date, I exclaimed as I hung up the phone.
I was too excited; I couldn�t sit in a seat.
So, instead I prepared by beating my meat.
Tomorrow I�m going to give it to some stranger in the butt.
And tomorrow I�m finally going to get out of my rut.
Yeah anal sex, I wanted to scream.
Finally, it�s not only a dream.